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Far Out Friday

I am so excited to present this Friday's great find!

With spring, summer and some sun in Seattle coming soon, it's the perfect time to introduce solar lighting on those bleak patios!

I saw this very modern solar lantern in a magazine the other day . . .
Priced at $39.99, I thought our patio would look so celebratory with this very fun and practical lighting from Allsop Home & Garden (stores located throughout the US).


Coincidentally, while I was doing some research, I learned that IKEA just introduced some solar lighting of their own! For about half the price, these pieces are more simple, yet have the same features as those made from Allsop Home & Garden.

Of course there are some other designs that suit all tastes, but I thought these were more than fun enough.

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Left Butt Cheeks

United Airlines has officially decided that left butt cheeks must now fork up a ticket. Following the lead of Southwest and Delta Airlines, United Air is now requiring larger customers to purchase an additional ticket for additional space – regardless of whether or not empty seats are present.

In an effort to please their customers, United Airlines has found itself on the top of a slope. How slippery is it going to be? What other social stigma is going to be barred from sitting too close?

I personally have a problem with people who breathe too loudly. The wheezing and sudden release of air drives me insane. Maybe these airlines will create a separate area of the plane for wheezers. Fingers crossed.

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Far Out Friday

Another lovely Friday warrants another lovely love.

Create your own Polaroids without the Polaroid.
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Skip the Dryer

Skip the dryer April 19 on National Hanging Out Day!

In another effort to add to the trite cliche of "being green," I entreat you to cast away your dryer - at least for a day. Greater Seattle residents - just because you live in Seattle doesn't mean you can't line dry your clothes.

Opting for line-drying doesn't mean having to set up an elaborate hang-dry system in your yard. Instead, try transforming what you already have - inside your home.

  • - Make practical use out of art. (Once a month my decorative bundle of sticks turns into a scivies dryer.)
  • - Be more industrious with things you use every day. (Use your door knobs, curtain rods and doorframes to hang hangers.)
Fear not for you (and the earth) will reap rewards . . .
  • - Brunch for you and a friend at Maltby Cafe as a result of lowered energy costs (savings could equal up to $20 - $25)
  • - A few less trips to buy socks as a result of longer lasting clothes (especially clothes with spandex or lycra)
  • - Preserved brain cells as a result of decreased bleach usage (considering that sunlight is a "natural bleach")
  • - A nice smelling room

Happy National Hanging Out Day!

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Far Out Friday

Because I love Fridays, here's something lovely . . .



"How to Reduce your Chances of Being a Terror Victim," XX Teens
This was straight from an article that Fox News published in 2003.

I don't know what's more hilarious - the song or the article.

Watch yourself. Terrorists love car bombs.
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Stop Buying Crap!

I heard somewhere that all the feminine hygiene products used in one year can cover the surface area of the entire earth once.

Our culture of consumerism and buy-whatever-the-hell-catches-your-fancy society is destroying our home!

I came across a publication called ReadyMade. It promotes creative uses for old items. I should have entered the contest for making use of old hangers.


I'm not suggesting you reuse your feminine hygiene products to make something cool . . . please don't do that. That's grotesque. Just stop buying and stop throwing stuff away in my yard.

Peace.
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Twain, you Cookie

plane delayed again
the new yorker and mark twain
privilege of the grave
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While travelling, I picked up the New Yorker and read an essay written by Mark Twain. Published for the first time a few months ago, Privilege of the Grave illustrates how the First Amendment is embodied beyond life. Here's an excerpt:



An unpopular opinion concerning politics or religion lies concealed in the breast of every man; in many cases not only one sample, but several. The more intelligent the man, the larger the freightage of this kind of opinions he carries, and keeps to himself. There is not one individual--including the reader and myself--who is not the possessor of dear and cherished unpopular convictions which common wisdom forbids him to utter. Sometimes we suppress an opinion for reasons that are a credit to us, not a discredit, but oftenest we suppress an unpopular opinion because we cannot afford the bitter cost of putting it forth. None of us likes to be hated, none of us likes to be shunned.


A natural result of these conditions is, that we consciously pay more attention to tuning our opinions to our neighbor's pitch and preserving his approval than we do to examining the opinions searchingly and seeing to it that they are right and sound. This custom naturally produces another result: public opinion being born and reared on this plan, it is not opinion at all, it is merely policy; there is no reflection back of it, no principle, and it is entitled to no respect.


Twain, Mark. "Privilege of the Grave." The New Yorker Dec 2008.