United Airlines has officially decided that left butt cheeks must now fork up a ticket. Following the lead of Southwest and Delta Airlines, United Air is now requiring larger customers to purchase an additional ticket for additional space – regardless of whether or not empty seats are present.
In an effort to please their customers, United Airlines has found itself on the top of a slope. How slippery is it going to be? What other social stigma is going to be barred from sitting too close?
I personally have a problem with people who breathe too loudly. The wheezing and sudden release of air drives me insane. Maybe these airlines will create a separate area of the plane for wheezers. Fingers crossed.
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